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- I take no responsibility
for the accuracy of submissions.
- No, I'm not going
to do a Bitch List or a Cunt List or any other girl-related slambook.
So don't ask. I am not an equal-opportunity maligner. If you need one
so bad, you're welcome to get off your fat ass and make one yourself.
- See yourself on
the list? Drop me a
line.
- IF
YOU SUMBIT USING ALL CAPS, YOUR SUBMISSION WILL BE DELETED AUTOMATICALLY.
No matter
how great your story is. No kidding. I won't even read it. It's a big
pain in the ass to retype every all caps submission. And no, using MSWord's
sentence caps tool doesn't work because it doesn't account for "I",
proper names, or unusual punctuation. If you're too lazy to type out
your story properly, that's your problem, friend.
- Don't post unless
you're sure. I can't guarantee I'll be able to remove your submission
because of poster's remorse.
- And remember, no
Dick is too small to submit! The smaller the better!
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Perhaps
you know some jerk worthy of the Dick List?
Name
your dick, and why you hate him, and maybe he'll make the list! No girls
(see #5, left) or celebrities, so don't bother submitting them.
The Dick List is on hiatus while I TCB. In the meantime, you can submit suggestions.
Email submit at thedicklist dot com with FIRST NAME, LAST INITIAL, LOCATION and the details of why he's such a rotten, lousy bastard.
Capitalize and punctuate for real, not like you're a teenager texting someone. And turn off your caps lock, or you'll be automatically deleted. |
